Movies

So movies thought me a shit load of interesting shit. Dear John thought me, that when the love of your life goes off to war...marry your fucking neighbor, who incidentally has cancer, why? Because he fucking needs you and you can't take care of him unless you're married. Mother fuck, biggest load of romantic drama bullshit I've ever seen. Then there's an all time favorite, Titanic. This shit showed me how to be a disobedient, clingy bitch. If Rose had gotten on the fucking life boat and left capable Jack to find his own way to shore, he wouldn't have sunk to the icy depths of the fucking ocean. And this slut moved on right quick, cause she had fucking grand kids, so we all know she didn't sit pinning her loss for too long, she jumped right back on some dick. Let's discuss The Note Book, ohhhhh some good mushy shit in this one. Teaches me when you're a poor guy, build yourself up to snag a snotty rich bitch, with shallow ass fucking parents. And....when you finally get this bitch, and marry her, and live your happily ever after, make sure to write down all of your major life events, why? Cause this bitch will forget you and true love means reading her your lives together everyday till you both die. And I'm supposed to be tripping over myself trying to find this "true love" bullshit????

Father's Day

So in my opinion Father's Day should be about the kids. Mother's day is different, we have to thank our mom for enduring sickness and discomfort for 9 months and how many painful hours of labour. Even if she turns out to be a complete fck up later, at least she kept u warm and fed for 9 months. But Father's Day? We're just congratulating some men for a successful ejaculation. Now don't get me wrong, there are some dedicated, hard working, loving fathers out there...but how many can you think of in 1 minute?? That's what I thought. So, I think today should have been called Happy Real Participating Fathers Day to celebrate the real men. To the others who just busted a nut and left, us kids should get the props for being your fastest and most resilient sperm.

Just a thought

They say that a woman must stand by her man, but why must it be that way? Why can't it be them who must stand by us? Why is it that we are expected to shoulder all the burdens of life, yet at the first sign of stress they falter? Why is it that woman must always pay the price for the weaknesses of men?

Happy Fathers' Day to the real men who stand by their women through hell and to the women who take on their roles because that was the hand that life dealt them.

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