Sunday, June 16, 2013

Father's Day

So in my opinion Father's Day should be about the kids. Mother's day is different, we have to thank our mom for enduring sickness and discomfort for 9 months and how many painful hours of labour. Even if she turns out to be a complete fck up later, at least she kept u warm and fed for 9 months. But Father's Day? We're just congratulating some men for a successful ejaculation. Now don't get me wrong, there are some dedicated, hard working, loving fathers out there...but how many can you think of in 1 minute?? That's what I thought. So, I think today should have been called Happy Real Participating Fathers Day to celebrate the real men. To the others who just busted a nut and left, us kids should get the props for being your fastest and most resilient sperm.

5 comments:

  1. *classic slow clap*
    Seriously though. I don't see why my own mother was asking why we didn't make our father breakfast and make a big fuss like we did for her. Fathers' Day should be for the deserving. I don't know where this sense of fckin entitlement is coming from -_- If I really felt as if you did enough to warrant fussing, no one would have had to tell me to do anything. Hell, even my sister who's into the whole Go-Above-And-Beyond crap sat and watched Titanic rather than pamper his A-couple-of-bills-and-rent-cheque-away-from-deadbeat-status ass. But...that's just my thought

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  2. i don't think i have enough ass to laugh off to be worthy of this comment ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa

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  3. LOL leave it to Anasa to top your bitterness Tashalie

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  4. *blush* I'm not bitter. I'd like to think of myself as tart. Like the sour Nerds from Wonka

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